*Ahem* Attention, Everybody, Attention.
Please! Quiet everyone, quiet! We have an announcement of the utmost moment!
After nearly 16 years of preparation - completing elementary, secondary, and soon college education - it is our pleasure to announce that Andrew White of Woodstock, Maryland, has received his first invitation to the real world!
Accenture in Reston, Virginia, has asked him to the dance.
His father offers Andrew his heartiest congratulations on this momentous event and reminds his engineer son, that just as your professors told you, the real world is indeed nonlinear.
Andrew anticipates additional invitations presently.
K-
After nearly 16 years of preparation - completing elementary, secondary, and soon college education - it is our pleasure to announce that Andrew White of Woodstock, Maryland, has received his first invitation to the real world!
Accenture in Reston, Virginia, has asked him to the dance.
His father offers Andrew his heartiest congratulations on this momentous event and reminds his engineer son, that just as your professors told you, the real world is indeed nonlinear.
Andrew anticipates additional invitations presently.
K-
Congrats, Andrew.
That's very cool, Kem. I love it when the young folks take a step out into that world of ours.
He's braver than me. When I was 21 I decided a couple of years in grad school was a lot more appealing than slaving away for the man.
K-
Wow! That four years went by fast. Congratulations, Andrew. That is one very large company. I'm looking forward to hearing about offers still forthcoming.