Best Line at the Fair
It's a tie:
Walking through a cow barn, a cow decided to let out a characteristic moo. Said D-, "That is the first time I ever heard a cow moo. They really say moo."
Later in the sheep barn we hear a sheep let out with its characteristic bleating.
"D- that's called a baa."
"Daddy, I know the Old MacDonald song."
K-
I vote for the 2nd one.
We go to one of these in Franklinton, LA every year. It featured a "husband calling" contest one year but we were too late for it. One of my life's regrets.
All in all sounds like a great time!