Hump Day

You know it's a bad Hump Day when:
1. Changing the furnace filter is going to be the high spot of your day.
2. The little screw mechanism in your deodorant jams leaving you only powder-fresh scent Secret to use.
3. Seeing a Chevette on the way to work takes you down memory lane. Who'd have thought any were still running? (And, yes, it's true, I drove a Chevette for a portion of my life. It's not something I'm proud of but with therapy and hard work I'm now able to take one day at a time.)
4. You drive to the Mobil station you usually get your gas at only to discover that the place - pumps, sign, and building - are gone.
5. Holmes and Cruise are on the outs. I am soooooo bummed.
K-