Vitalis Anyone?

I was just reading about Michigan's bowl chances. It's looking like the Outback Bowl will be their New Year's destination. Michigan gets to play some southern team... South Carolina, I think.

Another bowl possibility for Michigan is the Vitalis Sun Bowl. The Vitalis Sun Bowl? I never would have thought Vitalis still existed let alone be in a position to sponsor a major college bowl game. I remember Vitalis from my youth because my father used it. It was this greasy liquid he put on his hair. "Hair tonic" he called it. I guess Vitalis kept his hair in place and made him "well-groomed." Gave his hair that slicked-back, plastered-down, 1930s Cary Grant look if you ask me. I remember Vitalis came with one of those made-up secret ingredients, V-7 or some such thing. I always thought Vitalis was disgusting. The oiliness was bad enough but it also had the color of pee. I could never abide using anything in my hair. To this day my hair care regimen consists of 3 easy steps: wash with shampoo (quality doesn't matter), dry with a towel, brush. No machines, glop, or combing later in the day required.

I could never take the Vitalis Hair Tonic bowl seriously. I sure hope Michigan goes to the Outback.
K-