More Horn With My Beef

I'm considering buying a propane grill. Yes, I know, I've said that before. But this time I'm close, reallllllly close, to buying one. So I checked out the Weber gas grill website. One of the links discussed real people grilling real food on Weber grills.
I saw no explanation about why a guy would be playing a french horn while grilling hot dogs. I know I don't play anything while grilling hot dogs. Not even the radio. I drink beer. If the Weber folks had a picture of a guy drinking a Dogfish Head, well, that would be real.
Best caption for this picture gets a virtual ice cream cone.
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"Man, I've got to get that dinner bell fixed."
I bought my Weber last year. I can pass along a few tidbits. They are, by far, the sturdiest and best-built ones on the market. After shopping for them and keeping my eye on them for many years, I discovered that no one discounts them. Sometimes The Home Depot runs a promotion where they will give you 10% off of your first purchase if you open an account. Look into that. One last thing: It's a 20-30 year investment. If the one you really want costs an extra $50, just do it.
Rob, thanks for the tips. I discovered the "no discount" thing yesterday. Actually, both Amazon and my local hardware store are selling them for the exact same price, slightly discounted, I guess because it's close to the end of the model year or something.
Your caption wins.
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Myself, I'm a charcoal man.
But I would never paly a musical instrument while grilling.
And i would feel naked without a brew in my hand.
I like charcoal, too. That's what has kept from buying propane. But there are times when I'd like to grill something as a side dish for which charcoal is more inconvenient.
And everything I grill requires beer. Sometimes the recipes even call for it.
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