Monday Rant

By Kem White on July 25, 2005 in Rant | | Comments (2)

I had to call my mother's electric company this morning. DTE has just installed a "new voice-activated menu system." You know the kind... where you must say the response and listen to this perky robot woman explain how to use the system ("Speak or say: main menu")

If I ever meet the guy that invented these voice-activated menu hells, I'd tear his heart out.
K-

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Marie said:

That guy carries a fully locked and loaded M-16 with lots of spare clips hanging from his clip belt at all times, day and night, awake or asleep, even in the shower. So, unless you got something bigger, chances are that guy'll be keeping his heart.

July 25, 2005 3:05 PM
Kem White said:

I've got my self-righteous moral outrage. That's bigger than anything he's packing.
K-

July 26, 2005 7:41 AM

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