Next There'll be Spinach Between My Teeth

I like to read while I eat my lunch. Right now my lunch time book is The Republican Noise Machine by David Brock.

Anyway... part of my lunch today consisted of a Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pie, which I enjoyed immensely.

After lunch, I started typing up some email. In the middle of typing, in walks a guy for a 5-minute conversation. After we're done talking, I returned to my typing to finish up my email.

It wasn't till then then I noticed a big blob of oatmeal creme pie stuck to the corner of my glasses. I guess I was so morally outraged by the sordid 20-year history of conservative manipulation of the media that I didn't get the whole pie in my mouth. Furthermore, I didn't notice it as I sat typing my email and I didn't notice it as I sat talking to my office visitor. But the guy I was talking with had to have noticed it. I mean this was one huge blob. Stuck there right to my glasses. What a gomer I am.

As my mother used to say "With a mouth as big as yours..."
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