Analogies At Work

Conversation between my 15-year-old son and me yesterday while riding together in the car. Immediately preceding the conversation D- let loose with a terrific sneeze.

"Have you ever had a really big sneeze, Daddy?"
"Occasionally, I suppose."
"I really like them. I always feel this great sense of relief right after. It's like a giant fart that doesn't stink."

K-