Opening Night

A new experience... my oldest son - or an amazing replica - has his acting debut tonight!

A few months ago, I noted here that A- must surely have been kidnapped by gypsies and replaced by someone totally different. This new person announced he was trying out for his high school's spring play. Imagine... a White proclaiming his intention to act, sing, and dance on stage in front of hundreds of people. Why it's unprecedented. Clearly an impostor had wormed his way into my house.

Well tonight we'll see how the impostor does. Because after dozens of rehearsals, countless hours twirling a lasso, and the purchase of a pair of cowboy boots off eBay, A- (if it is indeed my son) struts his stuff in the premiere of Mt. Hebron High School's Spring 2004 production of The Will Rogers Follies.

Break a leg, A-, break a leg. I can only hope that Max Bialystock isn't the producer.
K-