You'd Better Not Shout, You'd Better Not Pout

I was in K-mart today looking for Christmas things. I happened to find myself in the Christmas decorations section. As I walked along I encountered an "animatronic" Santa singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland. It stood there 5 feet tall, glowing brightly, with its arms outstrtetched. You'd think it was reaching out to give you a big fat Christmas hug.

The Santa fascinated me. He would stand there motionless for a time singing this tinny sounding song and then all of a sudden he would start dancing this bobbing and hopping Christmas jig sort of thing.

This Santa has to be for all the evil parents in the world who want to scare the bejesus out of their kids. I mean if I were a kid lying in bed and woke up to find this 5 foot glowing robot standing in my room crooning Walking In A Winter Wonderland while reaching out to give me a hug, and then all of a sudden it started bouncing, weaving, and hopping all around, I would be scared out of my wits.

Needless to say I bought two.
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