Natch

Actual conversation with my 14-year-old son on the way to his Confirmation class kick-off picnic:

"Daddy, when is our first class?"
"Uh, I'm not sure. I think it's the last Tuesday in September."
"Who are the teachers?"
"I forget. I think Mrs. J- is one of them. They'll all be at the picnic."
"Will I have to do an outreach project?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
"How many kids are going to be in the class?"
"I don't know! I'm not in charge of Confirmation!"
"Well, you should be."
"Why should I be in charge of Confirmation?"
"Cause then you'd know the answers to all these questions!"

duh.
K-